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Script Writing. Audio Quality. Audio Editing. Check your email to confirm. Name Email Join For Free. Free audio, tips and in-depth tutorials! In order to give you the best experience on our website, we use cookies. The thief barely gets twenty feet before he is whacked with a rubber chicken wielded by a man wearing a rainbow afro wig and matching oversized jumper.

Several clown cops toss the purse snatcher into the car as another climbs in and drives off. The remaining cops run after the car, followed by Mindy and Mr. Jingles who is twirling his rubber chicken and waving at the crowd. Following the show, Mr. Jingles mingles about outside the big top, entertaining the children of Huevo with magic tricks and by squirting them with water-filled flower.

While the colorful clown does enjoy entertaining the tots, he is also looking for adventure. Without dropping a juggling scarf, Mr. Jingles slowly shuffles over to where he can hear the conversation. Has there been any proof? Supposedly has it mounted on her wall. I might want to see that. Old Ode is a hermit and her hut is located just beyond the old abandoned church south of town.

Chicken shaped church. But you might have something there with your chicken theory. Old Man Tamiasciurus claimed he was attacked by a bunch of squirrels, except they were chirping and pecking at him like chickens. Never paid him any mind, though. I think everyone is just spooked by the old abandoned church and must think it is haunted or something. Jingles has heard enough. The woods outside of this town is infested, or at least people think it is infested, with strange chicken creatures.

Needing help, Mr. Jingles thinks about who is the best person to provide back-up. His first thought is Angelina, the trapeze artist. Nick Peril, the Daredevil is a good choice, but Jingles really needs someone who knows animals. A: Francois] Mr. I need a little help and I thought you just might be the lion tamer to assist me in a very important matter.

So a cat has gotten your tongue? It appears this town has got a chicken problem. Squirrels that peck and chirp. And a deer that. So, are you game? When do we get started? No] [The first thing I am going to do is see if Mr.

Jingles thinks about learning more about the situation before heading off into the woods. Jingles Deduction skill. All checks, whether intellectual or combative, are treated as a threat challenge. For a challenge create two options, A and B. One option describes what happens if your character wins.

The other describes what happens if they fail or the opponent wins. Each option has a high or low threat level. The character's option is based on the skill being used.

The opponent is usually chosen randomly by a roll of the dice. If the threats are equal, high v. If the threats are unequal, high v. Q: Does Jingles decide to question some of the townsfolk first?

Based on Deduction Low skill. What is the threat level? Roll: Low Test Between Equals. Must win two rounds. Option A: Jingles goes into town and talks to the locals. Option B: Jingles heads off into the woods with only the information he currently has. We can check on them and possibly run into some of the chickens ourselves.

Clown and Lion Tamer walk off together, heading for the road that leads out of town. Jingles and Francois walk a ways down the road until they meet up with another road branching in from the north. I think we need to be adventurous and travel off the beaten path. Right ] Not too far off the main road, the ground becomes a bit damp and mushy. Soon the duo finds themselves traveling among large ponds of water.

Jingles agrees. This is exactly the type of place I would expect to see some form of monster. Suddenly, Mr. Jingles spots some odd critters resting on the lily pads. They are green in color and have muscular legs made for jumping, similar to toads, except that they are covered in feathers and have beaks where their mouths should be. Those toads are covered in feathers and have vicious beaks. Option B: The choads overcome the heroes. Jingles swats at the creatures, but there are more than he fend off.

He has faced off against ferocious jungle cats. Compared to those majestic creatures, these choads are but a mere nuisance. Taking careful aim, Francois cracks his whip at them and sends several back into the swampy waters. Once he gets in a rhythm, he sends several toward Mr. Jingles who stomps on them with his oversized shoes. Round 3: [Option B] Unfortunately, the victory is short lived as several more choads join in the battle and attack Francois from behind.

Jingles will use his bludgeon skill with his rubber chicken. High threat vs. Jingles pulls out his rubber chicken. Unfortunately, none of the demonic amphibians are dissuaded from attacking. Round 2: [Option B, really have unfriendly dice] Try as they might, clown and lion tamer are unable to fend of the attack of hoards of choads. The two are eventually overcome, beaten unconscious by the feathered toads and drug off to their nests. When Mr. Jingles and Francois regain consciousness they find themselves each perched on a pile of choad eggs.

Around them are several choads keeping watch. I am a master animal trainer. I have been known to command many a creature. Watch as I demonstrate. Option A: Francois convinces the choads to let them go. Option B: The choads keep them their prisoner. We are not one of you.

We cannot sit here and hatch your eggs. The choads do not respond. Give me some time to think. Jingles has an idea. Jingles raises his enormous clown shoe over the nest. I mean it! Round 2: [Option A] As the toad-chicken creatures move in, Jingles pulls his leg back and kicks at the nest, sending the eggs flying.

Fearful for their young, the choads turn their attention from Jingles and Francois and hop towards the scattered eggs. The choads do not give chase, too intent on retrieving the eggs kicked by the clown, and the two circus performers escape to safety. We have to go back for your whip and my rubber chicken before we can go any further.

Roll: No. Lying in the mud are Mr. Quietly the two emerge from their hiding place and retrieve their belongings. Once they are back in the bushes and are sure they are safe, the clown pulls back his sleeve to reveal a wristwatch that features a ridiculously large face, about twice the width of his arm. Should we head back for now and try again tomorrow afternoon? Roll: Yes] As the two step out into the road, they find their way blocked by a strange-looking creature.

It appears to be a man-like creature with green skin that stands about seven feet tall. He is bare-chested with muscular abs and pecs.

Two pointed ears flank his bald head and short tusks poke out from his lower lip. The oddest thing about him, however, are his legs and arms. His thick legs are covered in feathers and end in chicken claws and instead of arms, he has two large chicken wings. Somehow, the chicken-orc holds a club in one of his wings. Jingles says. What kind of offering do you require? Jingles explains, taking a few steps closer. Threat level: Low Option A highr : Jingles squirts the chicken-orc in the eye. Option B low : The chicken-orc avoids the stream and attacks.

Round 2: [Option B] The monster wipes his lips with one wing as he raises his club with the other and prepares to pulverize the intruders. The chicken-orc rear back from the sting. Round 2: [Option A] But he is waylayed for but a moment.

While the monster really wants to pummel the lion tamer, Jingles is closer, so he swings at the clown, hitting him squarely in the arm. Round 3: [Option A] Mr. Jingles clutches his wounded arm with his good hand as the chicken-orc towers over him, raising his club for a killing blow. I will use the same threat level Low.

Round 2: [Option A] The chicken-orc cries out in pain and falls to one knee. Jingles cries out. Before the creature can regain his footing, Jingles and Francois disappear down the road, making a beeline for the safety of the circus tents.

Only they are not quite squirrels. They are critters that have the body of squirrels, but the heads of chickens. Startled by the attack, Jingles jerks the steering wheel to the side but quickly straightens out the car.

The critters bite and scratch at the windows and roof trying to gain entrance. Maybe I can shake them. Round 2: [Option A] The remaining squirrels hang on to the wipers and spaces around the doors. They menacingly show their teeth as they attack the glass.

Without warning, Jingles slams on the brakes and the car comes to a sudden stop. All three land in the road ahead of the car and Mr. Jingles pushes the gas pedal to the floor. The car lurches forward and bounces up and down as it rolls over the little critters, their squeals loud enough to be heard over the purr of the engine.

Several hundred feet down further down the path a large structure appears amongst the trees. The wooden building is worn and weathered, the paint having peeled away ages ago. Most of the windows are broken and several planks have fallen here and there, leaving gaping holes in the walls.

What is most notable, however, is that instead of nice plumb walls and hard angles on the corners, the sides of the building bow outward, curving both at the bottom and top, roughly forming the shape of a football.

One can assume there is a similar add-on on the opposite side of the building. The roof of the strange building has two additional constructions, one on each end. Jingles can see a large bell hanging from a wooden crossbeam.

Opposite the unique bell tower on the far end of the building are several wooden planks sticking up out of the roof in a semi-circular fan shape. Anyone looking at it would have to admit it did look like a giant wooden chicken. Should we stop? The lion tamer does indeed see a dark shape moving inside, but he is unable to make out any details.

Jingles and Francois exit the vehicle and look around. To the north they can just make out a run-down shack through the trees. He raps sharply on the door and awaits an answer. Several long moments pass and Francois starts to peek through the window as the door suddenly opens revealing a four-foot-tall husky woman.

She is dressed in dirty jeans and a flannel shirt. Her frazzled hair is shoulder length and greying. Jingles bright red nose. Francois reaches for his whip but the clown waves him off. Would you happen to be Odocoileus? Jingles, heeding the threat, retracts the hand.

Right now, however, we are investigating the strange chicken sightings outside of town. We heard you bagged a chicken-deer and we would like to hear your story.

Ode thought for a moment, then lowered the shotgun. The main living area of the cabin is sparsely furnished. There is a round table with a couple of chairs, a dusty fabric-covered couch, a couple of end tables and a bookshelf. The bookshelf contains all types of books, fiction and non, ranging from the classics all the way up to recent new releases.

Some catch. Surely you saw some on your way out here. Started appearing about a year ago. First the frogs and toads. Then the smaller critters like squirrels and chipmunks. Even seen a few birds such as crows and bluejays with chicken feathers mixed in with their own.

He was accompanied by three smaller chicken-men. Big Jim Orcus and his crew, the Goblinski Brothers. They broke out of the penitentiary a couple of months ago. I heard on the radio that they were thought to be heading this way. When I was a kid it was built by a cult that worshipped the Chicken God Alectryon. I think it has something to do with Greek mythology.

He spots a length of rope and begins to pull it out hand-over-hand, letting it pile up on the ground. Jingles also gets out of the car and watches this new chicken creature. It has its rear to them and so far has not noticed their arrival.

The pile is up to his waist and there is no end in sight. There are other encounters associated with the meadow Roll: No. Jingles scans the rest of the meadow to see if there are any other critters around. He spots none but is still a bit disappointed at the sight of the chicken-horse. Either way, the best course of action would be to bring the animal back to Benjamin for him to study. Barnum is going on back there? He uses both hands to cut the rope in two and tosses the shears back in the trunk.

Tying a noose in one end of the rope, Mr. Jingles explains his plan. You can count on me. Option B: The horse is unable to be captured. While he is actually a lion tamer, Francois trusts that his methods for handling large cats will also work with this horse.

I am here to be your friend. The chicken-horse looks up from the grass he is grazing upon to stare at the approaching man. The horse, however, sees the whip and suddenly rears up with a crowing-neigh, front legs kicking and wings flapping.

Round 2: [Option B] Francois leaps out of the way of the flailing hoof but is still clipped in the shoulder and sent to the ground. Jingles will use his Bludgeon Attack high. Since the horse won both previous rounds I will keep the threat at high.

Option A: Jingles can subdue the beast. Option B: The beast is not subdued. Jingles swings and smacks the horse across its nose with the rubber weapon. Round 2: [Option B] This only enrages the horse more. He takes off toward the road, hoping that at the very least he can draw the beast away from Francois. He quickly reaches over and closes the passenger side door as well. The horse rams the car, causing it to rock up on two wheels.

The car sits back down on all fours and the horse rears up and slams its hooves down on the hood. It takes a step back and eyes the clown through the windshield, looking for a way to get inside.

Meanwhile, while the chicken-horse is distracted with Mr. Jingles, Francois is able to get back to his feet. Despite an extremely sore shoulder, he picks up the dropped noose and follows after the horse. Sneaking up on the animal, who is still focused on the clown in the car, Francois tosses the noose over its head and pulls it tight. The horse spooks and takes off down the road.

When the horse reaches the end the rope draws taught and the car, with Mr. Jingles still inside, lurches. The horse continues to pull the vehicle for another ten feet before stopping. Jingles exits and the two stand side-by-side watching the roped chicken-horse calm down and begin grazing at a tuft of grass growing alongside the road. Jingles, patting Francois on the back. Measuring out a reasonable length of rope, Francoise ties it securely to the bumper and heaves the rest back in the trunk.

Then the two slowly drive off toward town leading the chicken-horse behind them tethered by the rope. As they reach the signpost pointing the way to the church they see Odecoileus just leaving the trail turning up the road to town. They pull up alongside her and Francois rolls down the window.

Jingles calls out. Thought it might be fun. Instead, they can see a couple of the chicken-men peeking out from hiding places amongst the trees. Jingles can only assume that either they had given up on trying to stop them based on their previous encounters, or the gang is intimidated by the fact that they had captured the chicken-horse and were thinking twice about attack such formidable foes. Either way, the car makes it safely through.